During the pre-game, Brad's Bitches spent 100k out of their own treasury to buy an extra bribe. The Split Tongues took an inducement-given bloodweiser babe. Brad's Bitches won the coin toss, and elected to received the 1st kickoff, and spent the next 8 turns trying to grind their way into the endzon ...
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During the pre-game, Brad's Bitches spent 100k out of their own treasury to buy an extra bribe. The Split Tongues took an inducement-given bloodweiser babe. Brad's Bitches won the coin toss, and elected to received the 1st kickoff, and spent the next 8 turns trying to grind their way into the endzone. They did not make it in before the half ended, which kept the score tied at 0-0. After the 1st half, the Bitches successfully rolled for their purchased bribe, which allowed the Bitches' evil, evil, Death Roller (with block, no less!) to also play in the second half.
At the 2nd half kickoff, the Split Tongues received the ball with decent field position, and made some well-placed blocks to clear a nice Skink-sized hole through the Bitches line--- only one successful dodge roll at a 3 was needed to get the ball carrying Skink through that hole and able to run far enough past the Bitches slow-moving defenders that the Skink could not be reached and would be able to score on the next turn. Of course, a "1" was rolled, followed immediately by a "2". The rest of the half was spent with each team attempting to pick up the ball and failing, or, if able to pick up the ball, immediately getting tackled and coughing it up. Meanwhile, during the ball-wresting shenanigans, the Bitches were having some great armor-breaking and casualty-causing blocks occur, which meant the Split Tongues were beginning to lose the war of attrition. Even so, the 2nd half ended with the score still tied at 0-0.
Because this was a playoff game, an overtime was forced, and the lucky Bitches won the coin toss to receive the overtime kickoff. Even with the removal of the Bitches' evil, evil, Death Roller at the start of overtime, the Bitches could still field 10 players, but because of the brutal Bitches'-dominated battling of the second half, the Split Tongues could only manage to field 7 players. Surprisingly, even with their numerical disadvantage, the Split Tongues were able to get a few tackles onto the Bitches' ball carrier, but alas, it was to no avail, as none of the blocks on the Bitches ballcarrier were successful. It took them 6 turns of the maximum allowed 8 turns of overtime play, but the Bitches slowly ground their way into the end zone for the 1-0 overtime win.
Well done, Brad.
| Posted Thu Dec 17 2009 5:47:07 (last edited Thu Dec 17 2009 5:49:29) by Jason Steinhurst |
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